mr9 and aunty conversations

aunty: mr9, you didn’t remind me to buy conditioner!
mr9: you didn’t tell me to remind you
aunty: what kind of excuse is that
mr9: ummm…. a really good one?

aunty: i love you a million
mr9: i love you a million
aunty: i love you infinity
mr9: infinity is not an expression of measurement
*awkward silence*